Hello. It's lovely to meet you.
This is the small corner of the internet where I post my sarcastic, oftentimes offensive bullshit. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I do.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
I speak the language of the sjw’s, allow me to translate their more popular phrases
Translation: “i am a bully and i love it”
"Check your privilege"
Translation: “i don’t like your opinion, so i’m going to use something you were born with to censor it”
"It’s not my job to educate you"
Translation: “i have no idea what i’m talking about, but the internet said something was true so it must be”
Thank you for your time