Hello. It's lovely to meet you.

This is the small corner of the internet where I post my sarcastic, oftentimes offensive bullshit. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I do.

 

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

(Source: rose-vest)

imminentdeathsyndrome:

iguessilltryitout:

spockdoesntconcur:

Cosmetics companies = billions and billions of dollars of profits for men from the pockets of women.

Then stop fucking buying them. Or understand that humans aren’t divided up into 2 sides and there’s nothing wrong with men owning these businesses.

Leave it to some dumb feminist to only see the superficiality of things. I suggest actually reading the rest of the Wikipedia pages concerning these companies. For example, CoverGirl was founded by the Noxzema Chemical Company who became famous because of Dr. Francis J. Townsend’s skin cream that was initially created to help burned skin but ended up actually curing Eczema and went on to be known as Noxzema.

What a fucking shithead, right?

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

(Source: x-menunited)

how to write a horror game

baphometkin:

  • jumpscare
  • thats it thats all you have to do. you are now a horror genius and a millionaire congratulations 

darksomeness:

In the manga the duel disk grotesquely grows out of Bakura’s arm…

…and in the anime it appears in a cloud of kawaii desu sparkles.

. - . bet you can’t guess which version I like better

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

creepypyramid:

I speak the language of the sjw’s, allow me to translate their more popular phrases

"Male tears"

Translation: “i am a bully and i love it”

"Check your privilege"

Translation: “i don’t like your opinion, so i’m going to use something you were born with to censor it”

"It’s not my job to educate you"

Translation: “i have no idea what i’m talking about, but the internet said something was true so it must be”


Thank you for your time

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

(Source: 1ns1de-0ut-w0rld)