Hello. It's lovely to meet you.
This is the small corner of the internet where I post my sarcastic, oftentimes offensive bullshit. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I do.
Straight White Boy Voice: [Something I have never heard any straight white boy say in my entire life, ever]
Tumblr: LOL FUCKING THIS ^^^^^^^ 50,000 NOTES
the biggest mystery of dragon age origins is the cave full of spiders on the second floor of a giant tower in the middle of a lake