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This is the small corner of the internet where I post my sarcastic, oftentimes offensive bullshit. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I do.

 

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic)

Straight White Boy Voice: [Something I have never heard any straight white boy say in my entire life, ever]

Tumblr: LOL FUCKING THIS ^^^^^^^ 50,000 NOTES

noloveinnewjersey:

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

This is beautiful

spookycadash:

the biggest mystery of dragon age origins is the cave full of spiders on the second floor of a giant tower in the middle of a lake

docmario:

u dont know how much I wished that bayonetta was going to be in smash

docmario:

u dont know how much I wished that bayonetta was going to be in smash

debra-mummified:

wakeuplena:

c-a-bergamot:

factualwiley:

This man’s face

You can tell she has a Tumblr.

his face is my hero

there was a doctor at the end of this video who I wish with all my heart had more time to speak because he was about to lay down some serious stuff and was not having any of those idiots bullshit.

emosad420:

these god damn nerds are lucky dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. you gonna front up to a t-rex and tell him he dont exist? he’ll fuck you up dont even matter that he got tiny ass arms

emosad420:

these god damn nerds are lucky dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. you gonna front up to a t-rex and tell him he dont exist? he’ll fuck you up dont even matter that he got tiny ass arms

(Source: palaeofail)