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prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

offside-goal:

Tumblr is such a weird place it simultaneously has posts saying “don’t kill spiders they’re only trying to survive don’t be mean to bugs love every living creature uwu” and other posts saying “men are disposable let’s kill all of them” and they have the same amount of notes 

Incredible

thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees

me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

MUST SEE: Morgan Freeman Dismisses ‘White Privilege’ in Just 7 Words to a Shocked CNN Anchor

wuphanpls:

lunar-gypsy:

dumblr—feminist:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

I do love Morgan Freeman.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MORGAN FREEMAN FOR GOD’S SAKE NO ONE LISTENS TO YOUR OLD ASS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SAY DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS

*breaths in* I fucking love the smell of extreme butthurt in the morning

story of my fucking life

Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me

Me: *lays down to sleep at night*

Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

natureisthegreatestartist:

They have been called flying cotton balls and real-life Pokemon characters. So what are they? Honduran white bats. Amazingly adorable, yes?

natureisthegreatestartist:

They have been called flying cotton balls and real-life Pokemon characters. So what are they? Honduran white bats. Amazingly adorable, yes?